I dont have a cool title so I am lame!

Diving into my hobbies that usually relieve stress is making it worse thanks to my mom. I know I fucked up! Just leave me be I’m no longer influencing your precious grandkids they will grow up following everything you say and being miserable like I was. Yup sounds good. 

sarahtheheartslayer:

ruinedchildhood:

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

I really don’t think any of you understand how important this is to me.

givemeinternet:

Blood Moon gif stabilized and slowed.

givemeinternet:

Blood Moon gif stabilized and slowed.

Love feeling like a failure, being told that it’s because of my hobbies and disability that everything went to shit. Cant even get into my hobbies right now without feeling guilty about everything. 

English Pronunciation

eleanor-supersonic:

baobeisoo:

xchrononautx:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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I feel nerdy because I found reading that out loud to myself quite entertaining.

fyeahbjdmods:

Little Monsters by oceanumbrellas on Flickr.
[Volks YoSD Chelsea]

fyeahbjdmods:

Little Monsters by oceanumbrellas on Flickr.

[Volks YoSD Chelsea]

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

khorail:

euphrasias:

trytocatchupmotherfuckers:

shingeki-no-fucking-shit:

lustire:

cloudradical:

cloudradical:

Young Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

I literally posted this like yesterday afternoon it got so many notes so quickly

because its leo and johnny

it’s like somebody told leo that he’d never win an oscar and johnny is like “shhhh me neither it’s ok”

That comment

i really fucking love this movie

Holy shit.

khorail:

euphrasias:

trytocatchupmotherfuckers:

shingeki-no-fucking-shit:

lustire:

cloudradical:

cloudradical:

Young Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

I literally posted this like yesterday afternoon it got so many notes so quickly

because its leo and johnny

it’s like somebody told leo that he’d never win an oscar and johnny is like “shhhh me neither it’s ok”

That comment

i really fucking love this movie

Holy shit.

hazedolly:

Vintage / antique composition dolls from Etsy shop GradysOddsAndEnds - his listing texts are hilarious.

Had too much caffeine . Sick feeling now. Only had an ice coffee with a turbo shot and an Ice Latte. 

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.
The ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ game:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.

theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

solarbird:

Perfect.

solarbird:

Perfect.