I dont have a cool title so I am lame!

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

image

I dont have one of those! 

boneguts:

myfemalegaze:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

What the hell did I just read? 

hey jesus you’re not a part of this sexcapade and you’re not invited to any of the others because you’re too grumpy and bitter and won’t let me live my life!!! get out jesus and stop being a buzzkill

Of COURSE Jesus is against it. Look at their fingers no wedding bands…OH SIN! 

boneguts:

myfemalegaze:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

What the hell did I just read? 

hey jesus you’re not a part of this sexcapade and you’re not invited to any of the others because you’re too grumpy and bitter and won’t let me live my life!!! get out jesus and stop being a buzzkill

Of COURSE Jesus is against it. Look at their fingers no wedding bands…OH SIN! 

gothtriggers:

batcave:

nightclubbing 

If you see cloves as a necessary fashion accessory…

perfection

gothtriggers:

batcave:

If you see cloves as a necessary fashion accessory…

perfection

Cosplay help!
Okay, foolish question but I have a skirt that needs to be dyed but also has painted on accents that need to be done. I drew out all the accents with a pen the same color as I am dying it at first thinking the accents were white (which I was just gonna cover in school glue and do a batik treatment) but found a better picture and realized it was infact gold. Should I paint the accents gold then dye the skirt the pink or should I dye it first (only problem with that is that it will dye over the template for the accents that I already drew on.) OR should I try the batik with the glue then paint that after I wash the glue off and work on a clean white surface since painting gold over pink could change the color.

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

Playable characters of Hyrule Warriors: Queen Zelda

leonard-loves-disney:

Whose the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?

leonard-loves-disney:

Whose the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

キュートしゃぼん♡*