I dont have a cool title so I am lame!
OHMIGOD! 

OHMIGOD! 

funnywildlife:

Did you know that Koalas wiggle their ears when they are tickled?

These are my favorite animals of all time.

funnywildlife:

Did you know that Koalas wiggle their ears when they are tickled?

These are my favorite animals of all time.

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

propfan:

Kai would win just saying. 

propfan:

Kai would win just saying. 

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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It’s that time of year again. 

hijerking:

me after 82 failed selfie attempts

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brokenponycutiemark:

gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

I’m with the StuntWife. 

It’s how I got rid of the bullies bothering me. 

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

deathbygatiss:

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

NICOLA NICOLA LOOK

You mean my fellow penguins would guide me places and it would solve my always getting lost because of my dire sense of direction problem?

spazoutloud:

babybustershorts:

gay8:

remember this part of american horror story?

i literally cannot stop watching this

HAHAH! the audio syncs up.

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

And this, children, is why you can automatically dismiss the arguments of anyone who begin with “The Bible says…” It means either A) they haven’t read the Bible, or B) they are literally a psychopath.

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
We are at CODE ORANGE Gothlings!

dollsahoy:

cryptfly:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

thesabbit:

cannibalcoalition:

witknitch:

MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS

*STARTS PANICKING*

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

*vibrates*

nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

firstworlddisneyproblems:

The voice of Ursula narrating the Haunted Mansion

She is the Queen. She is Queen of All Awesome! 

キュートしゃぼん♡*